If you told me to go fuck myself, I’d probably walk away, tail between legs. But not everyone has that reaction. Why, take college cutie Seth from Cocky Boys, for example.

It’s difficult to imagine screaming “GO FUCK YOURSELF” to this cutie I could swear was in my gender/sexuality studies class freshman year…but fuck himself is just what Seth did. And we should all be grateful for it. Let us pray.

More ATJ:

To see more of Seth and other Cocky Boys, go fuck yourself…I mean click here.

HEY GPAs:

I hope all is well with all you readers.  I know I’m feeling great.  I’m blogging to you from a remote location in Maryland where we took Mama Harley out to party with the rest of the family.  So far, we’ve spent the day relaxing, getting massages, sipping virgin cosmos (for Mom) and tequila gingers (pour moi).

Then I got a call from Benny Morecock to inform me about the first annual TLA GAY AWARDS!  Our buddies at TLA Video have nominated various movies from different studios in several categories.  What you get is a list of the BEST videos released in the past year that are deemed noteworthy.  We’re very excited about this here at EMD because, well, TLA is the king in the  porn retail arena.  (If you thought I knew about porn then you haven’t sat down with the pornologists at TLA.  They are the original Certified GPAs.)  I implore you guys to check out the 2010 TLA Gay Awards.  Here are some of my suggestions to vote for…. (yeah, yeah, I’m kinda biased.)

MUST-OWN MOVIE OF THE YEAR: Men of Israel

PERFORMER OF THE YEAR: Logan McCree, Johnny Hazzard

DIRECTOR OF THE YEAR: Michael Lucas

BIG-BOY STUDIO OF THE YEAR: Lucas Entertainment, Raging Stallion

NEW TO DVD / UP & COMING STUDIO: Cocky Boys, Satyr Films

YEAR’S FILTHIEST FLICK: SAVAGES

BEST INTERGENERATIONAL FLICK: Dad Takes A Fishing Trip, Pups

VOD SELECT: TASTIEST ORAL CUMSHOT: Insatiable, Ream His Straight Throat 9

FAVORITE ACCESSORY/ SEX TOY: Fleshjack <—- HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

TWITTER-MANIAC: MOST PROLIFIC IN THE BIZ: J.C. Adams, Pierre Fitch, Wolf Hudson

So those are my suggestions for the TLA nominations.  Be sure to click through and cast your vote today!  And don’t be afraid to let me know if you agree with my suggestions; was there another entry that you thought was more deserving?

Have a great weekend!

-Hugo Harley, 2nd generation Certified GPA.

Hey Pornsters,

I don’t think I’ve featured any twink porn in a little while, so allow me to appease you twink-lovers with the following feature: Essex Lads from Euroboy. Who doesn’t enjoy themself some European twink action every now and then?

Watch the trailer for Essex Lads:

More after the jump!

Eager Essex lads get down and dirty with each other, at the gym, in the bar and everywhere else!! Fit, horny boys from Basildon test drive the world of gay sex, timidly touching each other’s cocks at first, before diving straight into hardcore rimming, ramming and reach arounds in Romford!! These guys want to sample everything their girlfriends cant give them, they’re about to find out that boys can give them all that and more!

Want more Essex Lads?

Watch Euroboy’s Essex Lads at Studmall.TV!
Buy Euroboy’s Essex Lads DVD at Studmall.com!

Hey Pornsters,

Eurocreme superstar Anthony Thomas bares his softer side in this amateur Xtube video that I’ve unearthed amid porning and jacking (Yes Anthony, I’ve jacked off to you). And I think I’ve fallen in love with him all over again:

See more videos with Anthony Thomas:

Anthony Thomas Collection

Buy the DVD

Garzons Dans La Foret

Watch it On Demand
Buy the DVD

Stud Tops Twink Bottoms

Buy the DVD

Indieboyz

Watch it On Demand
Buy the DVD

Hung!

Watch it On Demand
Buy the DVD

Crazy for Cum

Watch it On Demand
Buy the DVD

And my personal favorite (He rides Titch Jones’ disco stick in scene one):

Supersized Fuck Machine

Watch it On Demand
Buy the DVD

In case you haven’t heard, mega online gay retailer TLAVideo has just announced the nominees for their FIRST EVER gay awards! Personally I’m a huge fan of TLA. They have the coolest homepage ever, for one. They also have a huge selection of gay movies, porn and non-porn, and regular movies, too. They’ve also got mad search engine optimization skills. Seriously! Google search any of your favorite films and you’ll probably see TLA at the top of the search engine page. As a blogger, this shit matters to me!

Details of the TLA Gay Awards

• Nominees were selected by our staff of well-educated adult product retailers.
• Award-winners will be announced April 15, 2010.
• Voting is open to everyone. There is no limit on the number of votes you may cast.
• Categories are subject to change annually based on no pre-defined set of criteria.

To check out the nominees and vote in unique categories like “Best Hair” and “Twitter-Maniac,” click here.

OR…

Being a giant bitch, I decided to have a little fun with the nominees…

Just click anywhere and you’ll be sent to TLA to vote for YOUR favorite films/performers/twitterers of the year.

Hey Pornsters,

Czar of the gay adult DVD world, TLAvideo.com, is holding their FIRST awards ceremony, featuring the best of the best in gay adult entertainment: the Inaugural 2010 TLA Gay Awards!

I’m pleased that TLA has finally done something like this, as their voice is something that is definitely respected (and should be) within the gay adult industry. With such categories as: Must-Own Movie, Performer of the Year, Year’s Filthiest Flick, Tastiest Oral Cumshot, Best Hair, Best Sex Toy, and Twitter-Maniac, it’s a unique and fun take on the regular “cookie-cutter” awards many other companies are known for.

Plenty more, and see my featured selections after the jump!

According to TLA:

We poled our crack-staff of mega-pornhounds and ended up with a selection of categories – some tried-and-true, some off-the-wall – for our first edition. Nominees were based on overall vote getters. This is not meant to be all-inclusive by any means, just a taste of things to come for next time. Here’s your chance to have your say and crown the TLA GAY AWARDS winners. We know you like to watch… and we know you want to vote!

So, make your voice heard and vote! Click on any of these pictures and you’ll be forwarded to the voting page… And here are my favorite nominated movies:

I have a personal philosophy: never fuck a virgin. There’s that whole “you never forget your first” thing, and I don’t want to be memorable for taking someone’s cherry…I’d prefer “Notoriously Kickass Cocksucker” or “Best Tasting Asshole.” Regardless of what I believe, however, I am not at all opposed to watching the deflowering of virgins.  Especially not by well-experienced daddies, home from a long day at work.

The newest film from the new studio Dads Fuck Lads, Breaking ‘Em In promises cherry poppin’ daddies. No, not these Cherry Poppin Daddies. The kind we gays actually care about.

This kind.

From a dude getting fucked by his buddy’s dad to a kid hard up for cash and willing to do anything, to soft JP Dubois relaxing in the tub…Breaking ‘Em In rocks.

Here is the trailer:

Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post’s poll.

To buy Breaking ‘Em In and reminisce about the day your virgin hole got plowed…click here.

Hey Pornsters,

Bel Ami TWINS Milo and Elijah Peters are at it again! You may remember their first Bel Ami scene in which the Peters Twins fuck for the first time on camera…. and now they’re sucking, fucking & flirting in their newest “home video”. I’m not sure I enjoy watching Milo & Elijah Peters candidly flirting with each other; it makes it harder for me to objectify them… and I realize that these are brothers and the whole mind-fuck starts. But I still can’t help getting a “heart-on” for them because it is SO HOT to watch them together (despite their accent reminding me of Borat).

Watch the Milo and Elijah Peters twins trailer here:

More of Bel Ami’s Peters Twins after the jump!

New to the Peters Twins experience?

Here are the top links on getting caught up with all things Bel Ami and Peters Twins:

• Bel Ami trailer for twins Milo & Elijah Peters’ FIRST TIME bareback fuck!
• Pictures and Interview with twins Milo & Elijah Peters
• Trailer and pictures for the Bel Ami orgy with twins Milo and Elijah Peters

Whoops, sorry about my absence there, guys. Just tryin’ to deal with life and shit and realizing that I am super in debt. Oh no!  But enough about me for now, it’s still technically BEST WEEK EVER! Today we have my personal favorite scene from Dominic Ford’s 3d porn Body Heat: Brocky Brown and Giuseppe Pardi. Giuseppe has made his rounds through this film, appearing in 3/5 scenes, but this one is definitely my fave. Brocky has HUGE biceps, one of the best bodies I’ve seen, and he sure knows how to ram it in twink-stud Giuseppe. Although I’d rather stare at Giuseppe Pardi, Brocky’s perfect for porn fantasizing…you know…when you imagine yourself in a scene…(! something that is so easy with 3D porn! )…I imagine myself getting drilled by Brocky Brown, who is coincidentally a bearer of the BDS. <–Big Dick Smirk, for you less-than-loyal readers.

Enough idle pratter.

To pre-order Dominic Ford’s first 3D gay porn, Body Heat, click here!

To view more of Brocky and Giuseppe (and other DF studs) in 2D and mind-blowing 3D, click here!

For more of Brocky and Giuseppe, head after the jump:

To pre-order Dominic Ford’s first 3D gay porn, Body Heat, click here!

To view more of Brocky and Giuseppe (and other DF studs) in 2D and mind-blowing 3D, click here!