2010
07.27
I know I’m a huge Cocky Boys nerd. I just can’t help it. And really, CAN YOU BLAME ME? ^^ My beautifully written description of this scene: Two tan, tattooed hunks are playing horseshoes in their backyard when they decide to make things interesting. “Winner gets a blowjob,” Robert says. Alexy “loses,” but is getting [...]
2010
07.22
Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve got ourselves a Serious Problem. The Gay Epidemic is sweeping into even the manliest of arenas (pun intended): sports. Don’t believe me? HuffPo did a documentation on the phenomenon. You can see all the images of straight athletes engaging in gay sex acts here. Ugh. We must shut down this epidemic [...]
2010
07.21


Kriss Kross is a sucker for aquariums and rollercoasters. When the Bukkake Boys discovered he had never fielded a facial, they had but one question: Does Kriss prefer DEEP-sea diving or wild, bumpy rides? The answer? Both, of course! The Bukkake Boys promptly fitted Kriss with 10 stiff snorkels, and when he finally came up for air, they rode his ass around the track until his engine overheated. What a trooper! This lean, randy specimen flopped around on the floor like a goldfish out of water, cleared the sperm from his gills and begged for MORE!






2010
07.21
I’ve never really understood the phenomenon of “cruising.” From what my friends tell me, it’s when you use something like Grindr or just old-fashionedly go out in search of one thing and one thing alone: the holy grail dick. My knowledge of cruising was furthered also by the new release from Hung Ladz, Cruising for [...]
2010
07.20
Apologies for my sabbatical of sorts, dear readers. I was in the great cornfields of Iowa and the mountains of Virginia. However, I’m back for the foreseeable future and decided to bust back in with a bang: a Sebastian Young-sized bang. This is one of my favorite classic Cocky Boys scenes, featuring supermega Studmuffin hunk [...]
2010
07.12


In the old testament, biblical hero Samson drew strength from his beautiful head of hair. Jesse James? He draws HIS strength from giving head! News like that is enough to make the Bukkake Boys go back to Sunday School! In this epic Bukkake Boys scene, our hero Jesse James is pitted against the Bukkake Boys horde! Watch every Bukkake Boy impale Jesse with his long, hard sword. Jesse’s mouth and ass hungrily accept all comers with valor and moans! Fortunately for us, it’s a battle to the depths, not the death!








